Description

INSPIRED BY JO MALONE’S ENGLISH PEAR & FREESIA

Earthy & Woody
Floral
Fruity

Ever wonder what it’s like to inhale crisp dawn air while biting into a freshly picked pear in a southern England orchard? Probably not, because actual life is the algorithm dictating your desires, the rent due on the first, and wondering which season of Black Mirror we are we living in.

This dupe exists for people who understand the luxury priced original was made for those whose idea of picking fruit is taking an Uber Black to Erewhon or, when the market dips, slumming it at Whole Foods like some kind of peasant.

This English Orchard features crisp pear notes and delicate blooms, rendered with a certain… greenness. It’s a fragrance that appreciates the fruit without demanding you actually bite into it.

Top Notes: Pear (bruised, slightly overripe? of course not)
Heart Notes: Freesia (definitely not shoplifted)
Base Notes: Patchouli (to remind you that even “earthy” costs money)

Size: 10ml
Made in France